The cat wants me to show her prowess, so here goes...
We got to our seats for the Yanzi concert, found pieces of advertisements stuffed into the cupholder of every seat, which dropped to the floor when we sat down. Picked up the ads out of curiosity to see wat is there and promptly filtered all of them under my seat. There's nothing interesting, all plain adverts + a mailing list form to fill in.
After a while, this young boy came over and nicely asked us to fill in the form so as to receive news abt concerts and stuff like dat. Meow Meow was pissed at the way he sort of forced us to fill in (not really lah, is jus putting thru a msg like "if u dun fill in, u will not know abt latest concerts etc etc"). Maybe they got commission for each filled form (Must be, arbo so enthu).
So when the boy keep pressing us to fill in, Meow Meow bared her sharp teeth: "Can we DUN fill in?"
Boy, stunned: "Ya sure but u'll miss out on the Stadium's activities.."
Meow Meow ROARS: "I dun wanna be in the mailing list!"
Boy, terrified: "Ok thanks.." Boy runs away..
老虎不发威, 人们把它当成病猫...
虽然... 她真的是一只病猫...
Then came a couple (dunno real couple anot lahh), the female which Meow Meow "affectionately" nicknamed "BIMBO". Her voice is damn act cute until Cyndi's cuteness oso cannot fight, her behaviour is damn ________ (insert word) until we find its a disgrace to us, the weaker sex. To show some examples (All translated from Chinese):-
Bimbo: "Wahh! So front arh! We Monday buy only still can get so front arh!! Wah.. Wahh.."
*continues exclaiming*
Bimbo to mate: "U sure this is the seat? Are we at the wrong seat? So front!??!?!"
Bimbo: "Arh Shit lah! Nvr bring camera lehh! Wasted!"
*continues blabbering*
Bimbo: "AIYO! No light sticks oso! How arh?"
*continues to think of things she din bring*
Bimbo to mate: "Eh later I scream u dun get shocked arh!"
Bimbo to mate: "Eh later I run to the front u dun panic arh!"
*Pls imitate the above in a damn loud (can hear from 4 rows away), damn deh, damn irritating, damn screeching, damn high, damn watever, voice u can muster.*
She sounds:-
1) So suaku
2) So auntie
3) So cheapskate
4) So irritably disgraceful dat I wonder how her mate can tahan her.
Apparently she went to Jay's concert also, not to mention that she was in the exact same area as me too. And she keeps saying that she went Jay's concert the concert haven start the audience already hoarse from all the shoutings. Ok lah, I think u'll go hoarse from all the excited speech soon enuff. *I seriously hope she can jus SHUT UP!*
A few songs into the show, Meow Meow felt someone knee-banged her head. She looked up and found the "Bimbo" couple missing from their seats, only to find a pair of ladies + the "Bimbo" couple + an usher at the stairs. Confirm is wrong seat liao lah! Wat! Dunno how to read the tix meh! So sia suay! They ended up sitting on the stairs and got chased away soon enuff into the darkness to whoever is the next suay person to kana her complaints abt the wrong seats.
Thru'out the performance,my seat felt like a rocking chair and its giving me seasickness with the "engine" beside me that keeps rocking back and forth in her seat to chat with her 2 buddies. The "engine" gives out loud splattering sounds and laughters, rocking the ship more vigorously with every laughter. I almost puked. And its super hard to focus ur camera to take good shots when u're sitting in a rocking chair. Felt like taping the fella to the chair.
Out of the darkness came a high-pitched scream which threatened to break our eardrums. Meow Meow turned and glared at the new arrivals, showing her teeth once again and it was fairly quiet till the end of the concert.
When Yanzi said it will be her last song, I was really surprised to see ppl LEAVING already. Its like.. Wat? No good oso have to watch until end mahh.. At least make ur tix worth it. Wats more the lights are on, can see u CLEARLY~ For so many concerts, this is the 1st time i see ppl leaving b4 the encore. Maybe bcos I usually cant see wat is going on at the back BUT.. Really surprising. Typical Singaporean Kiasu behavior that even Yanzi recognises. *sweats*
Meow Meow.. Enuff?